Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Only in California




Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her.
Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed...to 5.6 MILLION DOLLARS.

The student who has a degree in Women's Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself.

Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

She said she had had a lot of attention from a wide range of men, including "weirdos", "those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me" and "lots of polite requests from rich businessmen".

Miss Dylan said she did not think it was particularly significant to be willing to sell your virginity and insisted that she was happy to undergo medical tests for any doubters.

She said: "I get some men who are obviously looking for a girlfriend but I try and make it clear that this is a one-night-only offer.

"I know that a lot of people will condemn me for this because it's so taboo but I really don't have a problem with that.

"My study is completely authentic in that I truly am auctioning my virginity but I am not being sold into this. I'm not being taken advantage of in any way.

"I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal."

She added: "It's shocking that men will pay so much for someone's virginity, which isn't even prized so highly anymore."


Post YOUR bid @ bunnyranch


Damn, I know the economy {sucks} but so do tuition costs!

I want to go ahead and bid on this (damn, gotta find my BUNNY #), but I'm kind of short these days.Since Spaz AND Flight Risk have refused a very generous loan w/interest request I have to resort to extreme measures. Like Blackmail! Just give me time.I think I might hang out in D.C. for a while.It shouldn't take long.

Oh, and another story from where else? California!
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{I have just gotta clean up this mess one of these days...}

Father Accused Of Selling Daughter For Beer


GREENFIELD, Calif. -- A father is accused of trying to sell his 14-year-old daughter for marriage in hopes of getting money and 150 cases of beer in return, Greenfield police said.

Macelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, was arrested Monday on suspicion of trying to arrange to have his daughter marry Margarito de Jesus Galindo, 18, for $16,000, 100 cases of Corona, 50 cases of Modelo beer, several cases of meat, two cases of wine, 50 cases of Gatorade and 50 cases of soft drinks, authorities said.

The girl moved in with Galindo and when payments were not received, her father called police to get his daughter back.


Yea, but seriously. What kind of beer was it?

11 comments:

dana wyzard said...

And to think I gave it away the first time for free just to "get it over with". Oh yeah, and all the other times after that. But by that point, it's pretty much an open market.

Kevin John said...

Hee Hee Dana you are soooo right.

And to think *I* gave it away for free after reading this... just makes me want to go off and join the Foreign Legion.Or something.

Damn, what a waste...

Flight risk said...

Kevin no one would have paid you anyway .

Corona, WTF , She must have been around the block way to many times . around here nobody trades their daughter for anything less then SAM ADAMS ( wait , what was his name again )

Seriously ,

The first one . No harm no foul , she is an adult . I just find it hard to believe a girl with her "talent" waited till she was 22 only to give it up to the highest bidder at the bunny ranch .

And as for Jesus , selling your own flesh and blood at any age is sub human at 14 ???? May be we should ask his new roommate Bubba what to do with him .

Kevin John said...

"no one would have paid you anyway ."


Says you??

HA!

For 5 MILLION dollars I would sleep with Helen Thomas's great Aunt, Methuselah.
I'm not a whore, I have principles:
5Million of them.

Flight Risk said...

Don't Lie ,

You would sell out for $50 .
I don't blame you ,in this economy you never know when you'll get a chance to make $50 .

nina said...

These Caliornia stories are just the tip of the iceberg. Wait until mid-February when the state withholds its tax refunds and welfare checks. We're going to find out what schemes hungry people are really capable of attempting.

Kevin John said...

Nina!

So glad you could come!
Yes, I agree and fear that this type of..."advertising" will become more and more common where it will not even merit a response from a humor blogger site.
But hey! We are not @ Les's place so let's party!

{Eat drink & be merry...}

nina said...

Oh, KJ, we're all like little Neros.
Its not just the west coast where things are going up in smoke, your 2nd story of the unpaid father is just like the story of the Florida guy suing his ex to get his kidney back.
Tragi-crazy.

Skye said...

Who say's dowry's are obsolete?

That's just nuts man, how could anyone sell their child in that manner?

As for the other woman who's selling her own virginity, well, hey, it's her body, she can do what she wants with it. Besides, with the California government the way it is right now (talk of income tax being paid with iou's), you gotta get money to pay for tuition somehow!

Kevin John said...

You got it Skye, looks like CA is going down first..then a California Gold Rush Lottery?

Skye said...

You never know! A gold rush lottery just may help buy them out, not likely, but hey, a person can dream, right!?!